Apparently i must have uttered something
unforgivably stupid to get a - "so where'd you pick it from? RG
quote?"
I am no RG fan, do not see him as a Prime
Ministerial Candidate but the poor guy gets really bashed up thanks to his
speech writing team these days. What should he do to please you, dear
voter?
He innocently calls an Operating System a
'default program' just so that everyone understands [If India is a Computer,
Congress is its default program]… gets bashed up!
Okay! Point noted you are a country of geniuses
and the 'Nerd Quotient' in speeches got upgraded.. Then buys the licensed
version of the Sheldon Cooper App [the escape velocity of Jupiter to Dalit
audience]…. gets bashed up!
Then a little lesson about the marriage of 2
imperfect sciences Psychology and Economics [Poverty is just a state of
mind]... gets him bashed up!
Some more famous pearls of wisdom:
·
I am not averse to politics, but that does not
mean that I am going to join politics.
·
If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of
India will see that.
Oh so the speeches should now be tailored keeping
the audience in mind? So much for just one vote each! Isn’t it easier to import
refugees to vote in bulk – no speech required.
Young India seeks youth leaders but more of Jyotiraditya
Scindia, Sachin Pilot, or Omar Abdullah kinds, they have some work to speak for
them. You need to show experience on your resume even for a job as a handy man
but none required to be a national leader. No real academic cut-offs too [you
may want to throw in some fake qualifications here and there, in a pseudo name of
course]
Isn’t it easier to criticize and bash then to
actually work in public life but the attempt on hard research for looking for ‘public
service’ came down http://youtu.be/WOVIyEYy8eY
and
[Ilustrative image- credits to the original
photographer]
‘Aggressive media strategy’ shouldn’t get anyone
votes, aggressive public service should. A famous family name shouldn’t make
someone a Prime Ministerial Candidate, proving their capabilities should.
And finally this is why the opposition shouldn’t need
an election campaign at all….
